If my cats could talk...(aka what Tara thinks of when she is REALLY bored)
Cheeseburger:  ...... (Cheeseburger doesn't meow. The most he would say is probably WHISKAS?!)
Fries:  Hey mom, you're not touching me, so I'm gonna sit right in front of this electronic warm thingy. What you are looking at? Mom? Mommy, don't stop petting me! Mommy? Oooo, your hand looks like an awesome toy! What's that electronic thing in your other hand? I'm gonna try to eat it. I don't know what you were eating, but I'm going to try it! Oh, Cheeseburger walked by, I should get his attention so we can play! Hey, you stopped petting me! MOMMY?!